Things happened and Mac was unable to make it home last night. I told Him that this would put me into a three-day semen drought and He told me I would survive. He was right because I am still here, although, truthfully, I don't feel real well. I think I am getting a head cold. Oh the joy.
When He said He would not be home, I had the teeny-tiniest little whine about Him not being here.
'Just because I am so busy does not mean I love you any the less. You know this, yes?' He asked.
'I know.' I said.
'Ok.' He said. 'Stop fucking whining then.'
He is such a sensitive soul.
So if anyone out there finds a Welsh Alpha Male wandering around that looks over worked and very undersexed, please tell Him that His Sarah is waiting quietly and patiently for Him at home.